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Werral d’weed at?

Today, walking home: Teen-I-don’t-know: Werral d’weed at? Me: What? Teen: Werral da weed at? Me: Where all the WEED at? Teen: Yeah. How much you got on you? Me: Um … none? Teen: But you got your Rockstar [Energy Drink]. Me: Yeah.…

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Decent question

Walking by a bus stop today, I was addressed by a woman waiting there: Woman: “Excuse me, sir?” Me: “Yes?” Woman: “Can I ask you a question?” Me: “Sure.” Woman: “[Hesitantly:] Decent people don’t make fun of other people, right?” Me: “Riiiiight.”…

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