Poem (age 11)
I'll add this to my short story from when I was 15 and my poem from when I was 18. We were given the (brilliant) assignment in class to update a nursery rhyme. This was such a good idea for whoever put it together -- the teacher, or if it was on state curriculum or something. I was assigned "Jack and Jill".
Jack and Jill (updated)
Jack and Jill drove up the hill and hit another commuter
Jack jumped out and hopped about and fell on his Apple computer
A cop was hailed and Jack was jailed and this was the final decision
For when he struck that Nissan truck he caused a four-car collision
(This is probably either a good argument for why you would have wanted to know me at age 11 or a good argument why you would not have. Not sure.)